Ema

A Karen who has transcended all stereotypes and has became something much worse. Someone so entitled she thinks the world needs to bend to her every whim. A Karen becomes an Ema after multiple "karen" outrages and can no longer be just a karen. She is now an Ema.

Worker 1: You will not believe the karen I just had today!(input karen story here) I wanted to tell her to eat my ass and leave.
Worker 2: Wow! Sounds like you had a real Ema on your hands. I thought those were only real in stories.

by longhairidc October 21, 2020

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EMA

Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.

Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"

by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012

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