EA

An automated machine that buys game developers and uses them for a year or two until they kill them and repeat the cycle.

Gamer 1: "Did you hear that EA bought Respawn?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah! It's a shame they're gonna get EA'd"

A year later

Gamer 1: "Aww EA is killing Respawn"
Gamer 2: "Called it"

by Guy Across the Road November 21, 2017

EA

An innocent game company that has been overtook by the dark side. They used to make great games like SimCity 3000 Unlimited and Sims 2.

<Darth Vader> Join the fucking dark side and make shitty games for me.

<EA> OK then! :D

by <REMOVED> March 1, 2014

EA

Another slang for "eat ass"

Mark: yo finna meet her at 6:00
Me: lemme know what happens bro
Mark: don't worry bro imma EA like shrek forreal!!

by nugget1738 April 23, 2016

EA

Electronics Arts, inc. A Producer and Distributor of Video Games.

EA is another way that the Man is keeping us down. Much like my older brother couldnt go to work because he was into crack, I cant go to work because of the Playstation 2.

by Da NavisLonga X May 2, 2005

EA

/i-eɪ/

adjective
With the nature of pulling as much money out of a consumer's pocket as possible, normally used to describe a video game or business practice.

"That game is really EA-y"

by m4rxu October 12, 2018

EA

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Oh yeah also pay $70.00 for an example

by Notfunydidnlaugh January 17, 2021

EA

A decent games company. Not like most of the Descriptions on this page, with trivial mongering people who call themselfs gamers. Published many great titles, including the long running Sport series FIFA. Fps games include Battlefield and Medal of Honor. Bought a lease of life back into WW2 Games with The Saboteur. a fairly successful company.

Bill: Hey, getting the new Battlefield?
Joe: No, its EA, EA Are the source of All EVIL! they bought out loads of good companys!!!11:@
Bill: Chill, No need to be so trivial.
Joe: EA Will Conquer the WORLD!
Bill:....Nerd.

by HaaaTrivialNerrrds March 29, 2010