When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by spin1038airbusappleboeing February 28, 2025
by addisteaj May 04, 2017
by shakalsjrhfn July 01, 2021
A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
The moment my face hit her asshole she shot a fart out like a cannon my hair flew back. I had just received the Devils Dyson.
by Philma Kraken February 02, 2025
by Kenerex November 09, 2010