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Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.
Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*
by Starfire16 April 7, 2022
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Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"
Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.
by Alex Didders November 9, 2022
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Devils Dyson

When you’re doing a chick in the butt and you lean in to have a lick and she rips a fat fart
The moment my face hit her asshole she shot a fart out like a cannon my hair flew back. I had just received the Devils Dyson.
by Philma Kraken February 1, 2025
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Dyson Dicking

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022
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dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025
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lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass
by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023
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