That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
by Rodger Ramjet December 27, 2022
(Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.
(Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.
(Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.
2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021
another word for abortion
by GunfulGrape May 5, 2022
by Amit702 July 11, 2022
Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.
No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.
by Block Dog August 6, 2021
Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.
by German2104 June 23, 2022