Duce Duce

A 22. Handgun/Rifle.

The silly mother fucker pulls out a duce duce.

by Fr0g March 2, 2009

Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

by Sherlock1 July 20, 2008

El Duce

El Duce is lord, he started his rape rock band The Mentors in 1976, they mix stand up comedy with metal and porn. With great sucess came temptaiton and 1991, he left the Mentors becuase he could not play drums anymore due to his drinking. Later he would team up with bandmate Dr. Heathen Scum for some of his solo albums. But after Kurt Cobain'S "suicide" in 1994 El Duce came out with the fact that Kourtney Love paid him $50,000 to murder Kurt Cobain, he did not do it, and he even passed a polygraph test. A short time after he was "hit by at train" and died, but we all no that Kourtney Love conspired kill Kurt Cobain and El Duce.

Person 1: I fucked 2 fat women at the same time!
Person 2: Just like El Duce in the sandwich of love!

by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009

ducats

Hip-hop slang for "money".

The word originally referred to a type of gold coin that was used as currency in various European countries.

"I'm gonna have to borrow some ducats from my brother before I can go out tonight."

by Greenie October 16, 2003

ducktionary

A dictionary of ducks. Also known as a ducklopedia.

Is that a dictionary?
No. It's a ducktionary. See? Here's the California Mallard.
AMAZING.

by josh is jewish October 15, 2008

Duces Tecum

legal term, from the phrase subpoena duces tecum, to "bring with you under penalty of punishment"

also known to law students as taking a large crap


pronounced dooooosesssss-teeeeee-cuh-m

Man, I just had massive duces tecum.

by angrynegus February 11, 2009

duchetard

when some one is being a duche in a retard way

duchetard: hey i just f'ed ur mom
not a duchetard: man you are being such a duchetard you duchetard

by rawr rawr steven November 6, 2009