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Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
by fdsoldier June 16, 2016
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dracula untold

When the female Significant other fails to inform the male partner that she is on her period after they have intercourse resulting in a bit of a red scare
Wow honey! You went Dracula untold on me didn't you?

Aww shucks Gary you got me!
by Mushroomgenie2 January 22, 2017
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Drakula

Moon Knight: I know you're here Drakula you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?
by Kotarojujo069 May 22, 2022
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sexual dracula

A toothy blowjob that draws blood.
Sorry bro, can't go out tonight. That bitch gave me a sexual dracula this morning and I have to stay in and ice my bologna pony.
by Make America Great Again March 12, 2016
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spooky dracula

Biting the neck of a menstruating woman, directly after performing cunnilingus on her. (preferably with a mouth of her menstrual blood)
dam bruh, last night I gave kayci a spooky dracula
by Koidz June 10, 2016
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Dollar Store Dracula

Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.
Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula
by The_Bunny_ October 31, 2022
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dracula

The very first appearance of "Count Dracula" is in Bram Stoker's novel "DRACULA: (1897).

But Stoker did not make up the name "Dracula".

There was a Dracula in the 15th century: Vlad the Impaler. Stoker didn't know much about him (at least I don't think he did). but he came across his name in a book he was researching entitled AN ACCOUNT OF THE PRINCIPALITIES OF WALLACHIA AND MOLDAVIA (1820). This book has a very short section on a "Voivode Dracula" who fought against the Turks. What attracted Stoker to the name "Dracula" was a footnote by Wilkinson which stated that "Dracula in the Wallachian language means devil". Not quite accurate, but that is what Stoker saw and copied into his notes. He was
originally going to call his vampire "Count Wampyr" but changed it to "Count Dracula." This change is clearly made in Stoker's own notes for DRACULA which are located at the Rosenbach Museum in Philadelphia.

The real Dracula (about whom we know much more than Stoker ever did) was NOT a Count, nor was he a vampire (or ever associated with vampires). The two Draculas have become greatly confused in many people's minds.

It is my contention that Stoker was not, as many think, inspired by accounts of Vlad the Impaler to create the character of Count Dracula.

There is no evidence for that view.

(Copyright: Elizabeth Miller)
Did you buy the old English version of Dracula, or the rewritten one?
by Mister Portman December 28, 2005
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