T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.
"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
by spafflizard May 21, 2013
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Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.
by Tman2217 July 28, 2016
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Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock
Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock
Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.
by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023
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