Douche Bag

1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

by PlGEON May 08, 2006

douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 15, 2003

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

Douche Bag

Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.

Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag

by JaYmIsOn February 14, 2006

douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

by janet99 February 09, 2009

Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

douche bag

a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

by hate douches February 18, 2010