Donald Trump 

A Cheeto... a legit Cheeto.

Kid: Hey I just saw,”Orange is The New Black!”

Me: Oh that’s great

Kid: So, if orange is the new black, does that mean Obama is the president now?

Me: Oh crap kid, you’ve got a point... I mean, Donald Trump DID create a new race... Orange

Donald Trump by UrbanFool101 August 22, 2018

Donald Trump 

A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about the global pandemic that’s going on right now?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard it’s Donald Trumps fault.

Donald Trump by Bodacious O March 28, 2020

Donald Trump 

A decaying orange with a yellow wig for hair that has ran for president. He has been given the power to annihilate civilisations because he doesn't know what to do with his powers because he was just picked off his tree and has a colony of worms inside him (and I'm not just talking about worms in his butt). He is racist to Chinese everything. He should just go and die in a goddamn hole where his ass is supposed to be.

Man: Huh... Something smells bad like it's gone off.

Man 2: It's Donald Trump's odour.
Man: Oh...

Donald Trump by TheBloodyLegend123 May 3, 2020

Donald Trump 

Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.

Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?

Person 2. No Idea

Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump

Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright

Donald Trump by .Person. April 16, 2018

Donald Trump 

Is a person who needs hookers.

You ugly and lame as fuck, you must have to Donald Trump for sex.

Donald Trump by BishSticks April 17, 2018

Donald Trump 

A racist little 9 year old that is an orange.

Vote Donald Trump out.

Donald Trump by Dabigchunges October 26, 2019

Donald trump 

The person who made 2020 a shithole in the first place

My mom threw a Cheeto at me while saying support trump you gay fuck and at first I didn’t know what it was till I realized that was no Cheeto it was a orange guy called foot fetish I mean- Donald trump

Donald trump by AHHHHHHHHHchickennoodlesoup September 17, 2020