documents

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

by ASPG February 28, 2009

Docueh

A more intense version of douchebag, for extremely skilled typers.

Chelsea's a docueh.

by d0ngbang October 25, 2009

documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Documentational

Of and relating to documentation.

The only follow up items are documentational in nature.

by Moreso September 8, 2016

docupression

Clinical depression onset by excessive consumption of documentary films.

Dave just sits at home all day, watching Netflix documentaries and ranting about 9/11 conspiracies, privacy, and corruption. I think he has a severe case of docupression.

He needs a stiff dose of "How to train your dragon"

by Surgyo August 11, 2019

document dad

the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations

I couldn't find my passport - thank god I have a document dad!

by doris and boris November 16, 2019