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Decking

A fight, or a bangout
It's a decking yo
by Benchoid March 4, 2018
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stoma docking

the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.
I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts
by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009
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Dodeccing

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.
e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.
by Mr. CheeryO February 23, 2011
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Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013
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Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011
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penetrative docking

a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.
"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
by VWASP October 31, 2007
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