using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010

pez dispenser

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

by Digital D July 22, 2006

prez dispenser

a person who hands out sums of money to people.

Man, did you see joe he was everybody's prez dispenser.

by element95 February 22, 2009

biddi dispenser

A mystery place, door or staircase that hot biddi's seem to consistently walk out from. A sure bet when trauling for biddi's.

trevor: do you reckon the biddi dispenser will be firing tonight?

Ash Mcbanus: fuck yeah man! The biddi's will be flowing no doubt.

by USDMem1 October 12, 2010

Pez Dispenser

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

by xXUncleJayXx August 11, 2010

Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006