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Dinkus

A mysctical creature that originated on the planet Mercury. Some say it started the human race. The Dinkus consists of 1/4 women, 1/4 cow, 1/4 bird, 1/4 dragon, but in the end 4/4 manliness.

WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.
Mike: That Dinkus is a strong creature!
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...
by Man Of Dink January 21, 2011
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a person who acts retarded or weird.
gemma is a weird and retarded, shes a dinkus!
by katiedaniels August 29, 2005
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dinkus

a person who isn't unique like a unicorn.
I called him a dinkus, because he's not unique like a unicorn.
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dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!

Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006
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dorkus maximus

scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information
tara is a dorkus maximus. she totally started the dork revolution!
by taralina July 14, 2003
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dinkus

You dinkus!
by G-pa Joe May 22, 2010
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A Dinkus is whatever you want a Dinkus to be. It has no definite meaning. If you are at a loss for words the word Dinkus can fill in for you.
I fucking hate that Dinkus.

Oh crap, I left that..umm...the umm.. Dinkus in the car.
by Dinkus Khan April 19, 2005
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