Digestancy

So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...

Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?

Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...

Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.

by Stoney69 May 1, 2021

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digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

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Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

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Breast Digestion

A rare disorder found in females, in which the patient digests her own breast milk. The large amount of urine intake could lead to urinary infections and severe dehydration.

My wife suffers from breast digestion.

by George Cremaster April 29, 2025

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