Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.
by Red-D May 24, 2021
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma September 15, 2012
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 20, 2012
The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021
So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...
Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
by Stoney69 May 02, 2021