Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.
"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"
by feminism101 December 09, 2018
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Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it
Pass the dickweed
by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018
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Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.
Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick

“David is a dickweed”
by hauntinggemini January 07, 2024
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Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.
“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds
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Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.
them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.
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Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.
Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.
by Honorable Hoanh July 06, 2022
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Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"
this guy is a dickweed
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