urban-dicking it up

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com

Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

W...what?

by Womjeff April 13, 2011

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.

Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.

Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.

by Pkil May 22, 2017

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

dicking around

generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.

"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"

by skillz-t January 11, 2008