Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

by jimNotjames July 20, 2021

Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine

The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount

by Stone Pony January 2, 2022

Derk

A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like

Derk is a huge sussy baka and a german

by Binbmode September 28, 2021

quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention

Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...

by mr. jacker January 20, 2019

Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023