Dosser

You know that dunscroft lad Ricky sears he is a dosser

Ricky sears is a dosser

by Helicopters are beaut January 13, 2021

Dosser

A Person who Tosses A Caber is called a "Tosser"
A Person who Tosses Dole or Social Security cheques on a post office counter is called a Dosser

Get out of bed you Dosser, it's 3pm and the post office shuts at 4...

by GreggsBaconRoll April 17, 2021

DOSSER

A WORD INVENTED BY THE BRIT'S TO THAT HAS NO MEANING AND MEANS NOTHING

YOU BLOODY DOSSER IDD SHAG YA MOM IF SHE WASN'T UGLY

by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022

DOSSER

A Heavyweight boxer that pales in comparison to the best heavyweight in boxing history.

Usyk is a dosser.

by J-hol234y September 4, 2022

Dosser

The term used to describe what is stereotypically, a man in his mid 30's, who's discovered how to survive solely on the tax payers money. This man has gotten so used to freebies, he has made peace he will never return to work.

The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".

Friend: "Hey big man, how was work today? Do you fancy some CoD?"

Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"

Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"

by Therealskemshady May 17, 2022

Dosser

A man called will Burton

You are a dosser if you are a man called will Burton

by Abcdcfg March 18, 2022

Big Dosser

An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.

Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?

Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!

by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021