Refering to someone who is constantly an asshole and makes others deal with their actions. Specifically male Karens, Chads, and people with big trucks and toxic masculinity.
Person 1: Look at that dude. He's acting like he's all that and more. I bet he treats his girl like an object.
Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....
Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....
by cottonmouth3000 February 11, 2022

by sameoldrhymes September 3, 2018

Did you see that Ohio State coach Ryan Day cleaned house of the terrible defensive coaches? That dude has Big Dick Energy.
by FinnaGetDisPipe January 7, 2019

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021

The perpetual desire to appear smarter than you are often leading to uttering incessant nonsense about obscure topics or stating complete falsehoods as facts with absolute certainty in an effort to convince everyone around that you know more than you do. This is typically the result of deeply rooted insecurity due to having a smaller than average sized penis.
B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
by lilbreezy112 April 11, 2023

what your boyfriend has
by Yruey March 20, 2023

An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
