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Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
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Decoy deploy

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.

The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"

Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
by Bonegod February 6, 2024
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animal decoys

omg there is an animal decoy RUNNNNNN ANIMAL DECOYS
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 15, 2025
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East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
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Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.
why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying
by tt251 December 19, 2021
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Decoy Team

A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.
It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.
by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019
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