Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Flag

Get the Goon dodging tournament mug.

frot doging

When 2 men (as opposed to one) hold their hard dicks together in a hot dog bun, and frot eachother with the hot dog bun. (Frotting meaning 2 men rubbing, humping, or jerking there dicks/genitals together to completion)

Boyfriend one: “It was really funny when you put your hard dick in that hot dog bun”

Boyfriend 2: “yeah we should put both our hard dicks in the hot dog bun”

Boyfriend 1: “yeah that’s a great idea, that would be called frot doging”

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

by Murdoc from gorillaz April 22, 2025

Flag