Edward Cullen

A character from the "hit" series of books Twilight. I personally only know a couple things about him, such as the fact that he defies all laws of vampirism. First of all, he walks in the daylight, he only feeds on animals (which apparently makes him a vegetarian vampire). 99.9% of readers of the Twilight books see him as the "perfect man." I see many problems with him. First of all is the fact that he isn't real, which most girls cannot get through their heads. Second, from what I've heard he stalked Bella, before they even started talking. I've also heard he is extremely jealous of every man who likes Bella. Last time I checked, the perfect guy wasn't jealous. Most girls talk constantly about how he's so sexy, which is kind of disturbing considering the fact that he's just ink on paper. People were saying stuff like that before they had a guy for the movie. Which makes it more disturbing.

Me: I'm so bored
Twilight Fan Girl: EDWARD CULLEN!!! AHH!!!
Me: Where did that come up?
Twilight Fan Girl: He's so sexy!!!
Me: He defies the law of Vampirism
Twilight Fan Girl: So?
Me: He's also just a fictional character
Twilight Fan Girl: SO!!! He Could Be! You should be more like him!!!
Me: Yeah it's so sexy how he bites your neck and you bleed it out on your bed.
Twilight Fan Girl: No he only eats animals!!!
Me: So its sexy when he bites your dog?

by DownwithEdward February 21, 2009

Edward Cullen

A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.

You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.

by pottergeek January 11, 2010

Edward Cullen

A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.

Wanna hear a joke?

Edward Cullen.

by KAGAMlNE February 9, 2010

cutler middle school

a bunch of kids who dont learn shit and the teachers are retarded

cutler middle school is as annoying as jacob sartoroius

by definiton 69 February 2, 2017

Cufler

A skinny pric with braces, who thinks he knows a word, but pronounces it so wrong, its hilarious.

That cufler said that he was installing a Bob-wire fence.

by Jdansucks September 3, 2018

Cudlest

A cudlest is a person who is always very cuddly 24/7 and they turn into a demon literally if there not cuddle by anyone they will be babies all the time beware cudlest are contagious

Cudlest is cuddling 5 people today we only got up 5 minutes ago

by Emeg April 21, 2020

cungle

v. to stimulate the vaginal region.

I would cungle her like she's never been cungled before.

by st3vo April 21, 2004