Cubiculous

If something is cube shaped it is cubiculous. Why I use this word I'm not quite sure. It doesn't make much sense and sounds funny. It also scares my friends, which is always fun.

Me: Look at that box! It's totally cubiculous!

People I around me: You need help.

by I Am Not a Hippie August 25, 2008

Cubicle Farm

A vast expanse of contemporary office space outfitted with box-like, synthetic personal work environments comprised of approximately 3.3 sides and lacking doors and ceilings. These cubicles are easy and inexpensive to assemble and their lack of privacy promotes comraderie among a sea of anonymous co-workers. Notably, a cubicle farm is where middle managers are grown.

Once he started complaining about pain in his hands from typing, we transferred him to the most unbearable cubicle farm on campus with the hope that he'd quit before going on disability.

by tropicofcubicle.com August 12, 2004

Cubi

Proper noun. Pronounced (Que-bee). Sort of like Rubix Cube but not.

1. A Vocaloid mascot for the Vocaloid Yohioloid whom is destined to become an internet meme, but sadly will never happen for he is not a meme.

Origin: High School of Mutual Memeing on Quotev.

"Cubi was totally an ordinary box thing. But everything changed when he was first accepted into meme school."

"Cubi wants to be the meme sempai, but does he have what it takes?"

"So Cubi went into the girl's bathroom, feeling no guilt at all b/c he's neither a mademoiselle or a dudefella."

by Mastermind Ritsu January 31, 2015

Cubicle Ken

An dull person with a dead-end job in a corporate environment and little or no power to change his lifs life or ambitions to do so. Basically a cross between Milton and Michael from the movie Office Space.

Prima: Did you meet the new guy yet?
Secunda: Not yet, what's he like?
Prima: Not much to say.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: He's a bit of a Cubicle Ken.

by STAPLERRRRRRRRR October 5, 2010

cubicle

It's like a bathroom stall only with lower walls and no door.

I work in a cubicle. :|

by NeinWunOne January 28, 2004

cubiculture

noun
1. The terms and other manifestations of human interaction used exclusively in the collective corporate environment.

Similar to the definition of culture in that it describes the social institutions of a particular group of people; in this case, those who work in and around cubicles or in a traditional corporate setting.

Cubiculture manifests itself in such terms such as:
"How's your bandwidth, Bobby?"
"We have some things coming down the pipeline."
"What's on your plate today?"

A very apt depiction of cubiculture can be found in the movie "Office Space":
"He's got a case of the Monday's"
"Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"

by Ian White September 11, 2008

Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.

Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"

by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009