Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
Used to describe someone when they are being grouchy, crabby, irritable, etc. A much softer way to call someone out on it and describe their mood.
"Have you seen your brother today? That fools been going around frowning at everyone and making rude remarks. Why's he being so crunchy?"
by pocalyptic June 22, 2017
Adjective: An alternative definition to the general understanding of the term. Anyone who has done an excess amount of cocaine resulting in their feeling like an old crunchy paper bag. Usually at a music festival. For elaboration see "potato chip"
"Hey man want to go check out the next band?"
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."
by Kneegrodamus October 17, 2013
by Maston October 08, 2004
1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
by Rachel Is Legand May 29, 2005
1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
by J Tanner Ivy March 11, 2005
stop being so crunchy bitch
by *<] : ) August 22, 2004