One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.
Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.
by Challie May 20, 2007
Get the pussy crook mug.Them Crooked Vultures is a recently formed rock 'n roll supergroup that consists of Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, etc.), John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin), and Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss) doing drums, bass, and vocals/guitar respectively. Alain Joannes is also a rhythm guitarist for touring. Them Crooked Vultures first played live August 9th, 2009, at Chicago, and performed in more locations for the rest of the month.
Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.
According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.
This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.
Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.
According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.
This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.
by FirePaperMario November 2, 2009
Get the Them Crooked Vultures mug."Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino
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1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
noun,
2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of crooging - croogster
1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
noun,
2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of crooging - croogster
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
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George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
by jager101 April 28, 2008
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