1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
by shmaller July 20, 2006
Get the chip off the old cock mug.Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.
Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.
Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.
by Sandersein May 18, 2008
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A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
by mowgli27 August 6, 2008
Get the croc-offs mug.Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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Get the Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? mug.Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
by critter getter September 18, 2007
Get the office crack mug.A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018
Get the Office Cock Waffle mug.the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.
i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.
by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009
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