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Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...
by Aaron Plascencia August 20, 2008
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Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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Existential Crisis

Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.
With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.
by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015
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quarter life crisis

When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.

You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 11, 2004
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criving

Crying and thriving simultaneously. Could be due to multiple sTrEsSoRs: Homework, work, siblings, parents, or just life in general!! It’s usually a temporary mood, and doesn’t happen unless you’re super stressed out.
I’m criving right now... I have so much homework tonight, but I know I can pull through
by rml1234 October 28, 2019
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Stud Crisis

When someone is playing a Lego game and they want to purchase something but don't have enough studs to do so, so they go though a bunch of shit only to realize that they still don't have enough studs so they go back and do more shit only for one fucking character only so they can do it all over again multiple times.
"I wanted to get a character but i had to go through a stud crisis."
by Robert Flinatro July 22, 2019
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mid-stride crisis

In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.
I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.
by alisonro December 20, 2010
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