crit

When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.

He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?

by glount September 14, 2023

crit

lol krit 1oneam 2fartymcfly lol kritlerunderground lol krit

yo dat nigga music crit

by 💉💉💉💉 November 28, 2023

ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.

Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.

by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Cosmetic Crit

In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.

An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses

*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*

Player: Dang, no crits.

*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*

Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.

Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!

Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?

by Shepherd Guy July 20, 2022

Crit Gritit

a fat cunt who gets paid £45 a week for playing a game hes shit at

Bro hes such a crit gritit

by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021

Crit

Crit is slang for a person who acts like a lame bum

*definition popularized by boolymon*

lumoie: *acting slimy towards boolymon*
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”

by P Pusher November 13, 2025