Cristian is a fat Mexican kid that likes to show off his things but he doesn’t know that he is a fat bitch that got no friends and gets mad at everything even if you play around with him the only way to get him mad is to make fun of his mom
Cristian is a fat Mexican kid that likes to show off his things but he doesn’t know that he is a fat bitch that got no friends and gets mad at everything even if you play around with him the only way to get him mad is to make fun of his mom
by Haircut321 January 15, 2019
Get the Cristian mug.
hes got a massive dick and is so hot
have u seen cristian pavlovski, i wanna do things with him
by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs February 16, 2021
Get the cristian pavlovski mug.
The best american futbol player since clint demsi.
The american hero cristian pulisic scores again!!
by Mowaffles September 6, 2021
Get the cristian pulisic mug.
The sexiest, most dilf teacher in the world.
Damn bro, that teacher is almost as hot as Cristian Aciobanitei.
by Firmelelui November 21, 2021
Get the Cristian Aciobanitei mug.
A fucking dumbass, not even. A RETARD. Even an aborted fetus has more knowledge than a Cristian Deleon.

The reason why Selena Quintanilla is dead
Teacher: what color is the sky?
The class: BLUE!

Cristian Deleon from the special Ed class next door: “WHo ME???”
by Sergiovera January 1, 2022
Get the Cristian Deleon mug.
Absolute Fucking LEGEND or Party Man.
The type of guy that would Wu-Tang a fresh rolled joint.
You are such a Cristian Simut
by Cripeeeeee April 14, 2019
Get the Cristian Simut mug.
A great soccer player from Argentina, his greatest rival is Lion Mess.
Did you see Cristian Ronald beat Lion Mess last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
Get the Cristian Ronald mug.