Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

boston cream pie

A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face

After Billy Bo was done pushing his twin sister in the ass, he gave her a chocolate boston cream pie

Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie

by Hokai May 1, 2005

Boston Cream Pie

A Boston Cream Pie is the action you do while you creampie a woman. And what you do is insult her with a irish/Boston accent and then poor a small bag of coins on her.

"You like that you fookin gobshite?!?"
*poor's coins*

"Dude I gave this Irish girl a Boston Cream Pie and she said it reminded her of her home!"

by King_Maverick November 10, 2021

bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.

Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.

by Gym Baag November 26, 2017

boston cream pie

when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face

last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face

by chanpete56 February 25, 2010

Cream pie

Cum in the face of life partner

"after my chick sucked me i pulled my dick out of her mouth and shot a cream pie all over her face"

by Scott007 July 11, 2007