Crater Tits

When a woman's tits are so small that they resemble the concaved shape of a crater

Damn did you see that bitch? Her crater tits could collect enough water to solve drought issues in Africa!

by LunchB0x6669 July 29, 2009

crater face

when some one has large dirty pore holes . "Craters" in there face and with a very gross dark tanish lines in between.MATT KEENE

yo nigga did u see that crater face matt keene was rockin today

by cayla.p October 31, 2006

crater face

a visage pock marked by the absence of good healthy spots

watch out here comes crater face, pretend you don't see her

by Mosagcity March 9, 2007

Cum Craters

The ass dimples that occur on a female rump when she is morbidly obese.

1) Dude, she was a whale, but i least i was still able to fill those cum craters.

by Jason Cole May 3, 2005

craters and freighters

most elusive packing and shipping company in the world.

Joshua works at craters and Freighters along with his jewish wannabe persian friend Doug Gould

by joshua herman August 19, 2006

crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.

who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face

by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010