cousin pumper

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

Snatch Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men they become snatch cousins. It's a bond that can never be broken

Hey girl! I did him too, now we're snatch cousins.

by Blackentheskies November 16, 2009

agent coulson

A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.

Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson

by Zubin Sedghi November 5, 2015

christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.

Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.

by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.

Oh him? He my play cousin.

by yo boo January 30, 2004

Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

Colson

A cool guy thats fun and atractive

Person one:i wish i was colson

Person two: i wish a colson was my bf

by kkk5656 May 1, 2010