Corvette: a blow job where the girl hums while giving it to you only as fast as her head can bob and as deep as she can take it in her throat
by The original Chillaxin July 18, 2009
The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.
Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016
by skye asf🙏‼️ January 08, 2021
"Hey, look at that Corvette!" "I don't really like them, I heard they make you more attracted to your sister."
by braydenisgay October 10, 2015
A cougar past her prime. She looked great in the 70's but now she's got rust under the hood, needs constant lubrication and usually requires a fresh coat of touch-up paint before its worthy of the street. Usually seen being driven by a scumbag.
Classic corvettes include Cher, Stevie Nicks, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Bo Derek, Shannon Tweed and all former stars of Charlie's Angels.
by J.R. Veinladen September 15, 2011
A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
by TZG_Eleven May 03, 2011
by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010