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rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
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coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.
I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.
by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018
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Coronely

When Lockdown 3.0 is announced 2 days before Valentines Day.
Person 1: "Dan Andrews didn't want to take HIS wife out on Valentines Day, so he called Lockdown 3.0 for the whole state as a backstory"
Person 2: "What a douchéburg, my missus is going to be totally pissed. Guess we ALL going to be Coronely this year mate"
by EggBear84 February 13, 2021
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Coronativity

Coronativity

A regular nativity celebrating the birth of Jesus but safely practicing social distancing.
Sorry 3rd wise king, you're not allowed in our Coronativity due to the social gathering limit of 2 people.
by Wordymcwordface April 1, 2020
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coronized

You have been coronized
by fallenriver March 12, 2020
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Coronism®™©

Coronism®™© the NWO
Coronism®™© You’re Coronist, a believer to this ideology blurring communism and faschism. Far left
from US law.
by Quarantino June 5, 2020
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Coronely

For when you can’t fucking spell Corona correctly
Adam: Bruh I’m so fucking Caronely.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.
by BigPinkLoser__69 February 26, 2021
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