Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018

Corny flake

Corny flakes is used to describe a person who avoid parties and other social gatherings even if they say they are going and if you force them to going they will try to use corny jokes to lighten the mood but it doesn't work.

Person 1: "Hey dude wanna join us in this party we are going to."
Person 2: "Heck yeah I'm totally going."
Person 1: "Where the fuck are they."
Person 1:"He fucking corny flake on me didn't he."

by ioBecI April 21, 2020

Corny Cornpop

The infamous Arch Nemesis of Joe Biden who tried to slash him with a rusty straight razor because he was not allowed to put pomade on his hair in the pool, while Joe Biden was the lifeguard on Duty. Also now an NFT collection

Now Corny Cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys! Joe Biden

by corny cornpop March 7, 2023

corny blumpkin

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.

by the town bicycle July 18, 2009

corny cob

adj.
uncool or out of date
Plural. corny cobbs

Allen-Ginny's blouse is Soo very corny cob.
George- Yes I believe it is quite corny cob.

by Dorgen May 1, 2006

Corny Charles

a guy who is born corny but can not grow out of it. a LAME. a WANCH. a JERK. A John Doe.

You are such a Corny Charles

by sneakiee September 9, 2010

Corny ubscub

You are a corny ubscub if you have eaten potatoes within the last 2 months while simultaneously having a scab somewhere on your body.

scott's mom has a scab on her arm and she just ate some potatoes. That bitch is a corny ubscub.

by Bobby bonkers June 19, 2009