Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup November 13, 2007

cootie juice

hand sanitizer

Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.

by Steel City Dude March 11, 2010

surf cooties

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

by oz_420 March 21, 2006

cootie shot

The only know prevention mechanism against the horrors of cooties.

Recite:
"Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot"

by foozmeister June 22, 2014

Cootie Queen

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

by Andrew Coppola January 30, 2008

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009