Coestar

A marijuana wrapped in a meth.

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!

by jfields99 March 1, 2015

United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America

Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009

Coist

A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.

I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.

by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011

envy on the coast

three words: best band ever.
their lyrics are intellegent and make you think and live they're amaizing.

"Hey, did you see Envy On The Coast at Warped Tour this year?"
"Yeah they're awesome!"

by ms. randompants February 1, 2008

roller coaster tycoon

1999 amusement park simulation game. You build an amusement park and design roller coasters from the ground up. Very good sim, you have to take care of finance, guest happiness, staffing, and everything else.

I wasted away hundreds of hours of my childhood on Roller Coaster Tycoon.

by lighttripper July 6, 2010