conkushed

Adjective;
Being SO high that you feel as if you have been concussed by the weed you've been smoking.

1. Last night at timmy's was wild; I was conkushed!

2. Don't pass the blunt to me anymore. I'm conkushed.

by bi$$aniZ October 25, 2011

Conkus

When some one carries out the act of conkus, they dab on the haters

OMG Sharlene, did you just conkus on me?

by B.B.Q sauce on ma titties September 29, 2018

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019

Cockcussion

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.

My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.

by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021

Concussedness

The action of being concussed

It’s probably because of your concussedness.

by Concussedness May 25, 2021

concussion

1st stage of brain damage in broken bones IV

ow i have concussion

by fineti November 20, 2021

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023