Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.

Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.

by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011

confeve

The words of the great American oompaloompa with the worst looking comb over in the history of comb overs

Hey look over at that flaming confeve

by Trumps ex husband June 4, 2017

Condemed

An arrogant prick in Everquest who is a raging douchebag to others because he has no respect in real live other than over children.

I would have expected him to go to list like anyone else, but he had to be all condemed about it.

by Xegony October 11, 2010

Condemption

To feel condemned but to not realize it till after the fact that you have realized it.

I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.

by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

condeleeza rice

A token "negro bee'hatch", designed to appease black and other non white voters into supporting a racist, bigoted, quasi theocratic oligarch party. Dumb enough to trot out propaganda for the wankers she works for, and too dumb to make the connection that having a huge lumbering graceless oil tanker named after you is actually quite an insult for most bitches.

can i shine your shoes monkey boss?

by wideawakeclub February 19, 2004