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compulsive liar

An asshole who is always blowing shit out his mouth. And makes up stories to make himself look better, but winds up just driving himself further into the already huge hole in the ground.
Why do we even try to listen to him? He says he hit someone with a rock who Ding Dong Ditched his house, when it was us that did the DDD ad he never saw us. Definitely a compulsive liar.
by RejectsforLife December 9, 2007
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compulsive liar

somone who lies all the time, for attention and to seem cool.
Often stories are to farfetched to be true.
When confronted about such lies they will often try to make the story more believeable.
Do you know one?
tony(compulsive liar)
Guy(person who laughs at compulsive liar)
Guy: Mount everest is huge eh?
tony: I climbed it once.
Guy: No you didn't!
tony: Well not all the way but I was there.
by WO0DS January 4, 2010
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compulsive sarcasm

When you just have to be sarcastic. It doesn't even need to mean you are sarcastic all the time.

A nice reaction to insults, though.
"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."

"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."

"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
by Linn Ultimatihah October 15, 2009
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Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.
Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.
by Boe Jidon January 27, 2023
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Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)
Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.
by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010
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compulsive liar

a term that someone will call someone else when they know they are wrong
You can never just admit when you're wrong
You re actually such a compulsive liar
by swaycity69 February 19, 2015
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