cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008

compassion

Something all penis endowed persons lack.

Where the hell is your compassion ****?

by Candi May 27, 2003

compassing

The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.

Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.

by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013

compasssion

caring about someone or something no matter what

Even though he treated me like crap I feel like I am the only one who shows him any kind of compassion, even his new girlfriend doesnt care about him.

by that girl March 9, 2005

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009