Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

Colgateing

The scene, generally at the end of a porno, where the woman swishes a mouthful of sperm through her teeth. Also refferred to as Listerining.

guy 1: All this porn is the same Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial.

Guy 2: yes, but i do love a good colgateing at a scenes conclusion, whiter whites.

by ccdevilleisawesome October 4, 2010

colgate

cavity protection

yo get colgate so that you no cavitys

by colgateofficials April 24, 2021

Ellie Colgate

The definition of a pleb

Ellie Colgate you are the definition of a pleb

by Cav3rs February 16, 2019

Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018