1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.
2. An utter unmittigated yahoo
2. An utter unmittigated yahoo
by Candy Snax February 26, 2006
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2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
by the king July 28, 2003
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by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004
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Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.
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by Jimmie June 18, 2006
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