/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
Get the Shit-Faced Cockmaster mug.Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.
Dude 1: So how was the party last night?
Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.
Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.
Dude 1: Cockfest!
Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.
Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.
Dude 1: Cockfest!
by 5249er February 16, 2009
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Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
by Ross October 23, 2004
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for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"
by fiya in da holeeee February 23, 2010
Get the Cockmeat Sandwhich mug.1. Any situation where people are constantly trying to outdo each other for bragging rights, or satisfaction.
2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.
2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.
1. In middle schools, popularity and social acceptance is controlled by a constant cockmeasure of trying to see who has the best technology, most "swag," etc.
2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.
2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.
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