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Cock blocker

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!
by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021
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Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
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cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*
by BzBurger February 7, 2010
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Cock Blocker Jocker

A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight
Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.
by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009
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Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.
How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?
by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010
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Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
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Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.
That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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