Coomes

The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.

Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.

by Juice72 September 22, 2020

Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

coom

to brush against gently

The duster coomed the counter

by anonymous December 11, 2023

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

fem coom

The delicate jism of a human female

I went down on my girl last night, and she fem coomed so hard, I almost drowned

Mmmmmm, fem coom - some furry, probably

by Coom magick April 1, 2021

Coom Sleeve

A object of which to coom in with Normally a dead dog or a fat white bitch with aids who does meth or for commoners they use the asshole of

Sir. Joe m. Ama

"Man in so down bad that I need to get a coom sleeve"

by Fingers9422 May 1, 2021

Coom

When something is so good it's almost orgasmic.

"Bro that grilled cheese was total coom." - said Brian baked out of his mind.

by FlakHD July 31, 2022