Clay

Clay is amazing! He is a sweet and caring lil guy and a bit of a dork... Everyone at school gives him a hard time but he knows he doesn’t deserve it! If only he knew there was a girl that truly loved him, then he wouldn’t be fooling around with girls he rarely sees... Overall he’s extremely special he often has random bi-polar moments which makes him that much more interesting. Don’t lose him he may be difficult but he’s a good guy

Who’s that? Oh him? That’s Clay!

by prettyinpinkk03 October 22, 2018

clayez

a term used for drug abuse

"mann that guy is on a clayez"

by natalie__0 May 24, 2008

clayann

Clayann is a girl you'll never meet because she is such a beautiful girl you'll have to cherish her because there are only a few of her..she is also shy but likeable so if you ever meet her and she like you get in a relationship you wont regret it

That girl is so pretty she is a clayann

by Redmanygr64yut6i October 1, 2018

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004

human claymore

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

Cutting Clay

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.

Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!

by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011