by boosha bruelle October 5, 2009
Get the chubbster mug.An overweight person who considers themself to be a hipster. Usually existing in suburban areas and may be found in High School, Jr. High or Community College.
They wear Old Navy jeans because they can't fit anything from Urban Outfitters or from trendy thrift shops. They try to squeeze themselves into small hoodies and H&M t-shirts because slim fitting clothes look "dope" on them.
One can find them standing in line in front of the club because they won't get in unless they know someone who puts them on the guest list. They're never on Cobrasnake or Last Night's Party unless they're standing next to a thinner or more popular hipster.
They wear Old Navy jeans because they can't fit anything from Urban Outfitters or from trendy thrift shops. They try to squeeze themselves into small hoodies and H&M t-shirts because slim fitting clothes look "dope" on them.
One can find them standing in line in front of the club because they won't get in unless they know someone who puts them on the guest list. They're never on Cobrasnake or Last Night's Party unless they're standing next to a thinner or more popular hipster.
Fawn: Ugh! Look at that chick with the muffin top and those Charlotte Russe flats.
Ruby: ...and you know she got that Run DMC t-shirt from Torrid.
Fawn: Oh em eff jeez, She's such a chubster.
Ruby: ...and you know she got that Run DMC t-shirt from Torrid.
Fawn: Oh em eff jeez, She's such a chubster.
by Tyrone Aoki January 28, 2009
Get the Chubster mug.Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter. Your typical everyday Christian who tries to act all holy twice a year when the relatives are in town. In reality they couldn't be more of a scumbag. When mass is over they go back to getting drunk and beating the family dog.
Frank: For the love of god Dorothy do we really have to go to church?
Dorothy: Frank it's Easter, everybody goes to church on Easter.
Frank: I don't give a rats ass I'm not going.
Dorothy: But we haven't gone since Christmas Frank.
Frank: Fine, then go you god damn Chreaster.
Dorothy: Frank it's Easter, everybody goes to church on Easter.
Frank: I don't give a rats ass I'm not going.
Dorothy: But we haven't gone since Christmas Frank.
Frank: Fine, then go you god damn Chreaster.
by QueerbagSteve July 7, 2016
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by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008
Get the CHIPSTER mug.-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.
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by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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