chronics

type of weed....

yo dawg wat u sayin today still u wanna blaze some chronics

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.

"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."

by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022

chronicle

a story you tell about a time you were high on chronic

yo bro i got a chronicle for you! so me and my friends were smoking the other day and...

by asscrankerjack69 January 26, 2012

Chronies

The best group of friends you'll ever find... though, sometimes they may scare you. Well known for being loud in the hallways throughout high school years. Well known for Festivus, Charleston Chewsday, Boyz Club, Leaping Dolfins, and Bev Grabs.

What is a Cleveland Steamer, and why are those Chronies over there talking about them?

by Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay August 26, 2008

Chronicle

A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.

"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)

by Unicorns and Hellhounds May 26, 2017

chronies at mcdonies

chicken selects at Mcdonalds

Yo G I'm straight itchin for some kitchen..I need some chronies at mcdonies..

by Dr. Tweaze May 27, 2006